So I just walked into the restroom at work and there was someone already in one of the stalls taking a dump. I guess he had one of those moments when you really need to go and you got that backed up pressure in your colon. Well, he let out a thunderous fart that echoed in the cavernous toilet bowl...

I stood there next to the urinal and the one thought that jumps in the my head had to be ....

Can't you hear that
BOOM, BADOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BADOOM, BOOM, bass.
Yeah that's the super bass
Got that super bass
BOOM, BADOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BADOOM, BOOM, bass
Yeah that's the super bass

Fuck you Nikki Minaj.