Hey, I'm Dyslexic, and this is number, but here's my maybe, call me crazy. <-- This isn't mine.

The ones below are...

So I'm watching my GF look at nail polish when I read the maker's name, Deborah Lippmann. Does the extra letters make you extra important?

So victoria secret has padded work out bras. Wtf. Do you expect to get punched in the boob when you work out or something?

At bath and body, GF runs up and put gloop in my hands. She says it's hand sanitizer so I start rubbing hands together ... nope it was soap.